| Business Terms: Marketing in Plain
The buzz word in business is
people often don't exactly know quite what that is,
how it is different and why it is separate from Sales.
Well, here it is... just
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
You're at a party with a bunch of friends
a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him
at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
and get his telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi,
I'm fantastic in bed."
a guy at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour
him a drink. You say, "May I?"
and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing
your breast lightly
against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you
and says, "I hear
you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you,
but you talk him
into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all those houses
you're passing. So you
climb onto the roof of one
situated towards the center and shout at the top
of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you
and gropes your breast and grabs your behind.
You liked it, but 20 years later your attorney
you were offended, and sues him until he bleeds.
of course, is... Profit.
Edited and adapted from an anonymous email